This is probably the most exasperating game ever.

Craving Mojos right now.
It's just stupidly funny...
  • Friend 1: What the fuck?!\
  • Friend 2: Good question.
My senses just came to me and I realized just now that ‘Want U Back’ by Cher Lloyd is an incredibly obnoxiously selfish song.
I hate missing someone.

I hate the empty feeling that claws relentlessly at me, or the sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach, or the stupid hole in my chest that reminds me something is missing…

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Lover Awakened (Black Dagger Brotherhood #3 A.K.A. my favorite!)

“I thought maybe I could go to Charleston and show up at your front door to give this back and maybe… you might let me in. Or something. I was worried that another male would court you, so I’ve been trying to go as fast as I could. I mean, I figured maybe if I could read, and if I took a little better care of myself, and if I tried to stop being such a mean-ass motherfucker…” He shook his head. “But don’t misunderstand. It’s not like I expected you to be happy to see me. I was just… you know, hoping… coffee. Tea. Chance to talk. Or some shit. Friends, maybe. Except if you had a male, he wouldn’t allow that. So, yeah, that’s why I’ve been hurrying.”

His yellow eyes lifted to hers. He was wincing, as if he were afraid of what might be showing on her face.

“Friends?” she said.

“Yeah… I mean, I wouldn’t disgrace you by asking for more than that. I know that you regret… Anyway, I just couldn’t let you go without… Yeah, so… friends.”

Holy… Moses. He’d come looking for her. With the intent of coming back and reaching out to her.

Man, this was completely outside any scenario she’d imagined as she’d prepared to talk to him.

“I… What are you saying, Zsadist?” she stammered, even though she’d heard every word.

He glanced back down at the pencil in his hand and then turned to the table. Flipping the spiral notebook to a new page, he bent

way over and labored on top of the paper for quite a while. Then he ripped the sheet free.

His hand was shaking as he held it out. “It’s messy.”

Bella took the paper. In a child’s uneven block letters there were three words:

I LOVE YOU

Lover Eternal (Black Dagger Brotherhood #2)

“I will not fall in love with you,” she said. “I can’t let myself. I won’t.”

“That’s all right. I’ll love you enough for the both of us.” He surged inside of her, filling her depths.

“You don’t know me.” She nipped at his shoulder and then sucked on his collarbone. The taste of his skin made her tongue sing, that special scent condensing in her mouth.

“Yeah, I do.” He pulled back, his eyes regarding her with an animal’s conviction and clarity. “I know you kept me safe when the sun was out and I was defenseless against it. I know you cared for me even though you were afraid. I know you fed me from your kitchen. I know you are a warrior, a survivor, a wahlker. And I know your voice is the loveliest sound my ears have ever heard.” He kissed her softly. “I know all about you, and everything I see is beautiful. Everything I see is mine.”

“I’m not yours,” she whispered.

The rejection didn’t faze him. “Fine. If I can’t have you, then you do the taking. Have all of me, part of me, a small piece, whatever you want. Just please, have something.”

She reached up to his face, stroking the perfect planes and angles of his cheeks and jawline.

“Don’t you fear pain?” she asked.

“No. But I’ll tell you what scares the hell out of me. Losing you.”

Happy 23rd Birthday, Kristen Jaymes Stewart!

Gosh, I love you so much, aphrodisiac woman.

The title of the book I’m looking for is “Tell Me Your Dreams” by Sidney Sheldon for those who were interested in it!

Thank you
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THINSPIRATION: My goals this summer
  • Have hip bones
  • Get rid of love handles
  • Have the “thigh gap”
  • Have ostentatious curves

What? I have insecurities, too!

lunaloveklaine:

bakerstreetmarauder:

If someone tells you a racist, sexist or homophobic joke, don’t get mad at them. Just tell them you don’t get it. Keep telling them you don’t get it until they are forced to explain why women/minorities/homosexuals are stupid/etc.

Then just walk away.

This is actually the best possible reaction, because this way you don’t just get them mad, you get them to think

Handwriting Meme

hungercatchingjay:

1. Handwrite your name. 
2. Handwrite your Tumblr URL. 
3. Handwrite your blog title. 
4. Handwrite your Tumblr crushes. 
5. Handwrite your favorite season of the year. 
6. Handwrite what color shirt your wearing right now. 
7. Handwrite your favorite actresses and actors. 
8. Handwrite your favorite TV shows. 
9. Handwrite your favorite bands/singers. 
10. Handwrite your favorite songs. 
11. Handwrite your favorite number. 
12. Handwrite the country you currently live in. 
13. Handwrite the country you were born in. 
14. Handwrite “hello”. 
15. Handwrite your name in the hand that you do NOT normally use. 
16. Handwrite 3 words that sum you up. 
17. Handwrite the first 10 words that come to mind. 
18. Handwrite a message to your followers. 
19. Handwrite my url

(Source: askboxmemes)